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The California Zephyr (4254 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, "Cassette" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Summary:

Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now.

So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?



If anybody wants the whole thing here for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll cut and paste.

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where: space is a lie
mood: foul

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http://www.wellsjournal.co.uk/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief/story-20727149-detail/story.html

Want to support the Somerset Community Foundation Flood appeal and grab a unique piece of movie memorabilia?

Now’s your chance.

The letters from the old Somerfield store in Wells High Street, used in the hit movie Hot Fuzz, are to go under the hammer.

The letters, signed by one-time Wells Regal Cinema junior projectionist turned film director Edgar Wright and movie stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are to put up for sale by auction to aid the appeal.

The signs were saved by Wells Journal when the store’s owners, the Co-operative, rebranded the High Street supermarket in June 2010. The letters were signed then by Edgar, Simon and Nick with the intention of auctioning them off as movie memorabilia - but a suitable cause was never properly identified, and the letters have been sitting in a store room waiting for their final day in the spotlight.

Edgar donated £500 to a young film maker’s media centre for the letter S from the old Somerfield sign in the High Street, with one of the ‘e’s also snapped up for a charitable donation.

At the time Edgar said: “It means more to me than it could ever do to any movie geek,” he said and made this newspaper an offer we couldn’t refuse – £500 for the letter, to be donated to the Somerset Film at the Engine Room in Bridgwater, which nurtures Somerset’s emerging film-making talents.

The Somerfield store was a central part of Hot Fuzz being run by the villainous Simon Skinner, played by Timothy Dalton, and was the exterior location of the movie’s final shoot-out.

When the shop-fitters went to work and before it all went into a skip, and with the Co-operative’s approval, the Journal got its hands on the signs as a unique piece of movie memorabilia.

Would-be bidders looking for a piece of British cinema history should send an email to otheryvillagehall@hotmail.com with their maximum bid, or write to Othery Village Hall, Fore Street, Othery Somerset, TA7 OQU by Wednesday March 19. Ensure you give a name address and contact phone number.


Read more: http://www.wellsjournal.co.uk/Hot-Fuzz-Movie-memorabilia-auction-flood-relief/story-20727149-detail/story.html#ixzz2udCbEzwo

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Flip, Flop, and Fly (7117 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil/Carlos
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Megan Wallaby, Herschel Wallaby, Tamika Flynn, a tortoise, giant ants - Character, Carlos' Team of Scientists (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Balloons, Duct Tape, superglue, mozart - Freeform, The Magic Flute - Freeform, The Weather
Summary:

If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it.


Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”

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This Term At Night Vale Community College (280 words) by Rosencrantz, Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Community College, Lists, Humor
Summary:

Cecil gives a rundown of the City Council-sanctioned courses being offered this term by the Night Vale Community College.

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mood: awake awake

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Jump (10506 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos/Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale)
Characters: Cecil (Welcome to Night Vale), Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Old Woman Josie, Erika, The Night Vale Transit Authority, Concerned Deer, Teddy Williams
Additional Tags: Angels
Summary:

"Let's go on a picnic, he said. It'll be a fun afternoon, he said. I know a great little spot, he said. We can have some alone time, he said. JERK." How'd that work out for you, Carlos? Good time? Not so much? Why don't you tell us about it.

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mood: drained drained
noise: "jump" - aztec camera

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Title and AO3 link: Original Fiction
Authors: Phosfate, Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Hot Fuzz, World's End
Rating: G
Summary: Danny Butterman branches out into illustrated fiction. Spoilers for World's End. Drabble.

“What you think?”Collapse )

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where: Earth
mood: awake awake
noise: Alabama Song

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Hawkmoths use their genitals to scare off bats
--io9.com

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Title: Sure, My Name Is Khan
Authors: Rosencrantz, Phosfate
Fandom: Star Trek: Into Darkness
Rating: G
Length: 1160 words
Summary: Spock Prime reads a newspaper, hijinks ensue.


Read here or at AO3

An epilogue to Star Trek: Into Darkness, but before the actual endCollapse )

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Fight breaks out on Mount Everest

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Someone at the Vatican is illegally downloading porn
--salon.com


You'd think that if anyone could afford to buy their own porn...

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mood: annoyed annoyed
noise: neighbor on the phone REALLY REALLY LOUDLY

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Pat Robertson: Beware of “scamsters in religious garb”
--salon.com is on a roll this week

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Man turns face into tattoo billboard for Internet porn sites, regrets it

--salon.com

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"Charlie Brooker is Right About Everything" by The Attery Squash, with the lyrics. Available for a buck or so at the usual outlets. (If you're epileptic, exercise caution 20-30 seconds before the end. If you're not epileptic, exercise caution because they're fucking hideous.)

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mood: annoyed annoyed
noise: this

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The long lost Darkplace Christmas special wraps up some loose, dangly, stumpy ends from the series, here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/512857

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17 human heads found in package at O'Hare
--WLS (ABC)

"There was no sign of foul play, according to authorities." It actually says that.

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La Femme Crayola
Name: La Femme Crayola
places to do
stuff of the moment
book:
More if You've Got It; iD; Little Dorrit; America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't; Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes; Death comes to the Archbishop; Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted; The Book of Ice; To Be or Not to Be; Area 51

comics:
Captain Marvel; Genshiken; Sailor Moon; Yotsuba!&

teevee:
A Touch of Cloth 2

dvd:
The World's End; This Hour Has 22 Minutes; Futurama; The Avengers; John Dies at the End


audio:
Twink; Cibo Matto; Electric Eden

toy:
Lovebirds

making:
Poster hangers


game:
Pokemon X; Pokemon Rumble Blast; Animal Crossing

waiting for:
Goldtiger


to sum up...
fascinating tales of...