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a text conversation between a best buy store and the canadian wilds


Me: "Shark Swarm" may be the greatest movie title ever.

John: "Laser Shark Swarm."

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From: cimness Date: June 25th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Laser Shark Swarm = as good as Snakes on a Plane
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 25th, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I added the video cover. It looks like the Citizen Kane of swarming aquatic predator movies.
From: cimness Date: June 26th, 2008 09:03 am (UTC) (linkage)
I would totally pay two bucks for that movie.
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 25th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Damn.
From: ashenmote Date: June 25th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I imagine a laser shark swarm would face a lot of losses from friendly fire.

Unless they have laser-repelling skin.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 25th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It might be easier to evolve skin that absorbs laser fire harmlessly.
From: ashenmote Date: June 25th, 2008 09:24 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*squints*
..is that a human-size manikin in the water with the shark swarm?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 25th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I think it's Daryl Hannah from the back. Or John Schneider's lost a lot of weight.
smuu From: smuu Date: June 25th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh man, that looks awesome. Have you watched it yet?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 25th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Naw, I didn't get it. I'm scared of sharks.
From: shiba_inu Date: June 25th, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Keyser Soze Shark Swarm.

You know -- the shark that mommy and daddy shark tell the little sharks about to keep them from doing whatever it is that sharks think is bad...
ide_cyan From: ide_cyan Date: June 25th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You mean this?
From: shiba_inu Date: June 25th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Jesus!
ide_cyan From: ide_cyan Date: June 26th, 2008 12:49 am (UTC) (linkage)
Cthulhu!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 26th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC) (linkage)
Mother of God!
fictionbya From: fictionbya Date: June 26th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC) (linkage)
OMFG!!

pandonkey From: pandonkey Date: June 26th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC) (linkage)
...Dude.
claudiall From: claudiall Date: June 26th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC) (linkage)
"Lase Shark Swarm in the Planet of the Exploding Ninjas"
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fictionbya From: fictionbya Date: June 26th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC) (linkage)
Shark Swarm of the Living Dead

also, I really hope you bought that movie.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 26th, 2008 02:47 am (UTC) (linkage)
Nah. It could never live up to the cover.
fictionbya From: fictionbya Date: June 26th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC) (linkage)
I just googled it and it was a Hallmark Channel movie. WTF? I thought the Hallmark Channel was all re-runs of 7th Heaven, Touched by an Angel, and various movies with titles like "Love's Long Lasting Legacy."
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 26th, 2008 01:27 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's okay to have movies about deadly predators, as long as John Schneider, Della Reese, or a member of the Cyrus family is in it.

"Love's Frenzied Shark Swarm."

"Touched by a Shark Swarm."
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