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Sometimes, when I get incredibly tired, words don't do the right… - Thanks, ants.
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Sometimes, when I get incredibly tired, words don't do the right thing. I get this sort of corner of the eye dyslexia, where words turn into frankly bizarre profanities. "Buggery Bagels." "Bag 'n Dicks." That sort of thing.

I'm pretty sure that this is why, a few minutes ago when Deb was leaving for the day, I nearly told her, "G'night, dogfucker."

I meant to say "G'night, doll."

Fortunately, I didn't say anything at all.

So tired.

G'night, dogfuckers.

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swussian From: swussian Date: October 10th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC) (linkage)
G'night, Ann!
ahli From: ahli Date: October 10th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC) (linkage)
If THE AnnLarimer said such a thing to me, I'd be honoured.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: October 10th, 2008 10:54 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Does that mean if you ever say "G'night, doll." to me you meant to say "G'night, dogfucker?"

Because I swear I was joking in that email...
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: October 10th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC) (linkage)
G'night, smutty pimpfan sweetie-pumpkin!
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gypsyjr From: gypsyjr Date: October 11th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC) (linkage)
I tend to slur my Ss when I'm tired, which isn't that weird since I've got an overbite like a Matt Groening character, but the weird part is that I hear other people with a lisp. Even when I know they don't have them.

Auditory brain... thingy. 'S strange.

viedma From: viedma Date: October 11th, 2008 04:25 am (UTC) (linkage)

zzz

I very nearly end most telephone conversations at the reference desk with, "Love you, bye bye." I don't think I actually ever have. I also speak in spoonerisms, my favorite one being, "A turner has been corned!"

Get some sleep, lil doodlebug. :D
From: saskia139 Date: October 11th, 2008 01:08 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Dude, that happens to me *all the time*.

Not always profanity, though; I once misread "Toronto Stock Exchange" as "Tomato Stock Exchange".
priscellie From: priscellie Date: October 12th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC) (linkage)
I eye-corner misread things CONSTANTLY. It hasn't reached the verbal stage, though.
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