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...annnnd now you've ruined it. - Thanks, ants.
Thants.
annlarimer
annlarimer
...annnnd now you've ruined it.
Sign over the pawn shop down the block says:

ENJOY THE MADE HISTORY
USA ALWAYS LEADS

The combination of puréed grammar, selective memory, and USA! USA! USA! hurts, man. It hurts real bad.

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goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: November 5th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC) (linkage)
What the small print tells you is "History" is a mini bundt cake you get with each shotgun purchase.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*dies laughing*
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: November 5th, 2008 06:55 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*pokes*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*smacks*
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: November 5th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*cries*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*eyeroll*
*offers Kleenex*
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: November 5th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*tugs ponytail and runs away laughing*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*buries face in hands*
a_hollow_year From: a_hollow_year Date: November 5th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC) (linkage)
...what is that even supposed to mean? I tried to diagram that sentence and went blind.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Factoring in our red-state status, I believe it translates to, "Yeah, the Godless socialist Democrats won, but we made history by electing a black guy so USA! USA! USA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
nitasee From: nitasee Date: November 5th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*cries*

I weep for grammar.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm just gonna assume they mean well, so I don't get a headache.
nitasee From: nitasee Date: November 5th, 2008 08:05 pm (UTC) (linkage)
That's probably best, if possibly not accurate.

Of course, as per usual, my state went red. Again.
chalcedony From: chalcedony Date: November 5th, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh sweetie, you're doomed down there. Come to NJ, where we are true blue. :)

Edited at 2008-11-05 08:46 pm (UTC)
nitasee From: nitasee Date: November 5th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I know, I know. And the hurrican should have been a warning that I was doomed. On the other hand, I still have Sheila Jackson Lee as my representative, even despite all the gerrymandering. And at least my county, if not my state, went for Obama.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Zamboni Gerrymander Palin would be a good name for her next kid.
nitasee From: nitasee Date: November 6th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC) (linkage)
I like it. Or it could be a great band name.
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: November 5th, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I did, however, like the marquee I spotted yesterday on a local used car dealership: "JOE THE CAR DEALER BELIEVES IN CHANGE, COME TRADE IN YOUR VEHICLE."
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: November 5th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC) (linkage)
And robotluv.com's world headquarters (over Silas' shop) has a ROBOTS FOR OBAMA sign.
viedma From: viedma Date: November 5th, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC) (linkage)
But it tastes good simmered and poured over roasted potatoes, I don't know why.
wolfy_writing From: wolfy_writing Date: November 14th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC) (linkage)
I had to read that three times before I managed to make any sense of it.
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