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i'm gonna call Matt after 3:00 - Thanks, ants.
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annlarimer
annlarimer
i'm gonna call Matt after 3:00
You have approximately 10 minutes to complete your wagering.

ETA: WAGERING IS NOW CLOSED.

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goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 5th, 2009 08:02 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's 3:02.
Did you call him yet?
Did you?
Huh?
Huh?
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random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 5th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I bet Matt was kidnapped by aliens and replaced with a badly-programmed replicant who knows dick-all about automotive repair.
Or it's not ready yet for some trumped-up reason that sounds sane on the phone. *flips coin*

EDIT: btw, whose turn is it to rent a backhoe and help Ann hide the body.
There IS going to BE a body, isn't there?

Edited at 2009-05-05 08:16 pm (UTC)
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 5th, 2009 08:28 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Matt the Mechanic has fallen in love with you because he saw you doodling monsters in your notebook. Now he is trying to win your heart.

Unfortunately, he has watched too many rom-coms, and thinks that holding your car hostage is an effective way of doing this. Soon he will send you flowers that have been accidentally watered with antifreeze and glow in the dark.

Restraining orders will just encourage him. Your only hope is to figure out which of Matt's co-workers is his secret soul mate and help them hook up with a makeover and mixed-up reservations at Chez Maïs Décoquillage.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 5th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I can't kill you. It would really piss Diana off.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 5th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Hey, it's not MY fault Matt will watch anything with Hugh Grant in it.

Just think of poor Skeeter, pining away in the oil change pit, hoping that one day Matt might look down and see what's been there all along, right under his... well, everything, really.

Their Love Is So Smudged!
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 5th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
OMG! Did you just do that?
I am totally... in awe.
Yeah, that's the word.

Dude!
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 5th, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*nods*
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 5th, 2009 09:02 pm (UTC) (linkage)
And you said your fiction brain was on vacation!
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 5th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I guess it's just playing hooky. Stoopid brain!
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 5th, 2009 09:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Dude, your brain just wrote mechanic fanfiction on the fly. I think a system of rewards is in order.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:50 am (UTC) (linkage)
I still have some of Tasha's biscuits. They never get old!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:51 am (UTC) (linkage)
My God. Your French is actually worse than mine.

*High-Cinq!*
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 6th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Wuaeauioout!!!un!!
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