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AND I SAID, 'SHRINK, I WANT TO KILL!' - Thanks, ants.
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annlarimer
annlarimer
AND I SAID, 'SHRINK, I WANT TO KILL!'
"We're just finishing it up."

"So...?"

"Give us a call tomorrow afternoon, see if it's done."

I fucking hate you, Matt.

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mood: enraged enraged

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hooverdam From: hooverdam Date: May 12th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
at what point does he just pull the neighbor's baby out of the hood
From: smirnoffmule Date: May 12th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) (linkage)
True story from someone who used to work for a vet: That happened IRL once, only with a Jack Russell.
amilyn From: amilyn Date: May 12th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I have three words for Matt: Better. Business. Bureau.
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jood From: jood Date: May 13th, 2009 12:19 am (UTC) (linkage)
THIS.
snacky From: snacky Date: May 12th, 2009 11:52 pm (UTC) (linkage)
WHERE'S HER CAR, MATT?
alpha_orionis_v From: alpha_orionis_v Date: May 12th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Does he even know WTF's wrong with it?


Fuck, when Joe had to have his TRANSMISSION redone, it still only took three days.
jood From: jood Date: May 13th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC) (linkage)
The A-Team could have built eight bullet-proof tanks out of recycling bins filled with yogurt containers by now.
alpha_orionis_v From: alpha_orionis_v Date: May 13th, 2009 12:22 am (UTC) (linkage)
MacGyver could have rebuilt the entire internet out of dixie cups and paper clips by now.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 13th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC) (linkage)
CAR CAR CAR, MATT. CAR CAR CAR CAR CAR
thistlethorn From: thistlethorn Date: May 13th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC) (linkage)
AAAAAAAGH!

I'd want to kill Matt, too. It's been *forever*. You need your car!

We hateses Matts, Precious, we hates it forever!
crantz From: crantz Date: May 13th, 2009 12:23 am (UTC) (linkage)
Remember, get the car and then go for the throat with your sharp little nebraskan teeth.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 13th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC) (linkage)
Just keep waitin' til it comes round again on the gee-tar.

*glares at Matt*
mtgat From: mtgat Date: May 13th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC) (linkage)
People who have never met Matt and never will hate his guts and curse his ancestors on your behalf.
popfantastic From: popfantastic Date: May 13th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC) (linkage)
When you go to pick it up, maybe you should suggest that he call you three weeks from next Tuesday, see if you're ready to pay.
cakemage From: cakemage Date: May 13th, 2009 01:46 am (UTC) (linkage)
Well, fuck. It just never ends, does it?
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: May 13th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, Matt. You fucker. I'd join Angie's List just so I could write the most scathing review ever on his ass.
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: May 13th, 2009 04:10 am (UTC) (linkage)
*FISTS OF RAGE ON YOUR BEHALF*
comice From: comice Date: May 13th, 2009 12:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
:: nods vigorously ::
viedma From: viedma Date: May 13th, 2009 02:43 pm (UTC) (linkage)
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 13th, 2009 03:13 pm (UTC) (linkage)
So, wait, which one's Skeeter?
viedma From: viedma Date: May 13th, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I think he's both depending on what mood he's in. A pantomime mechanic.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 13th, 2009 05:05 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Heh. Kinky.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 13th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I think mere death will be too easy for Matt at this point. If you don't get back a car tricked out in full James Bond, every hidden gadget known to Q, style, then I think it's going to have to be the old 'pull back & nuke 'em from orbit' gambit.

Or rabid weasels in his pants.

Gotta have a plan B, right?

EDIT: miss one damn word... Pft.

Edited at 2009-05-13 03:20 pm (UTC)
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 13th, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I know where to find a wormy dead squirrel!
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 13th, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Right. Good job. Plan C it is.
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