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It must be me! It must be my fault! Me, with my shrewish way of… - Thanks, ants.
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annlarimer
annlarimer
It must be me! It must be my fault! Me, with my shrewish way of calling him every two or three days and asking how my car is in that nagging tone! Oh, curse my harpy-like temperament! Why can I not be kind and logical and patient???

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From: ashenmote Date: May 13th, 2009 10:17 pm (UTC) (linkage)
All I know is I can't watch any version of Where the Hell is Matt, or listen to any of the music used in the videos, without thinking of your poor car.

That is unfortunate because the music is on my MP3 player right now, and it has space for, like, 30 songs.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 13th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Right.

*fires up ye olde Earthquake Projector Ray*

You wouldn't happen to know the exact latitude and longitude of Matt's shop, would you?

...

Wait. Your car's still there, isn't it?

DAMMIT!
alpha_orionis_v From: alpha_orionis_v Date: May 13th, 2009 10:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I say we just send an army of henchmen over to scare him into working on it.
susanmgarrett From: susanmgarrett Date: May 13th, 2009 10:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)

Might actually work better

. . . . if we send the henchmen to work on the car.
alpha_orionis_v From: alpha_orionis_v Date: May 13th, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)

Re: Might actually work better

And the henchmen could probably add a few optional extras to it, like a jet engine.
susanmgarrett From: susanmgarrett Date: May 14th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC) (linkage)

Re: Might actually work better

You mean, ANOTHER jet engine.

Might as well have them fix the ejector seat while they're at it. And the scone butterer has been broken for months!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 14th, 2009 04:16 pm (UTC) (linkage)

Re: Might actually work better

I disconnected the scone butterer. You were getting Land-O-Lakes all over my ride.
From: smirnoffmule Date: May 13th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Just FYI, I'm totally shipping you/Matt right now. All the UST, it's just on fire. I think he wants you to go storming down there.
From: amanda_now Date: May 14th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC) (linkage)
HAHAHAHA, this comment actual made me laugh quite a bit.
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: May 13th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Seriously? HE is giving YOU attitude?

Jaysus.

Can you take your car elsewhere?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 13th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Nonono. Or at least his affect is so low that if he were, I'd have no idea.
kissoflife From: kissoflife Date: May 14th, 2009 06:18 am (UTC) (linkage)
If he were Jaysus??
Yeah, yank it out of there, I'm thinking. Set up AAA towing or something. grr.
averysmallthing From: averysmallthing Date: May 14th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
By the by, the icon you're using is how I picture you look in real life.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 14th, 2009 03:44 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Pft. I'd've been shrieking at Matt like a Skeksis on a Gelfling binge after the second delay. You have been the poster child of patience. Matt is obviously a closet masochist and is getting off on the verbal abuse, thus keeping your car longer to engender more of it. Oh, yeah. time to rain down the flying monkeys and rabid squirrels on his pantomime-horse-wearing arse.

Oh, yeah, and Skeeter, at least one cranky hamster for him, too. Hmf.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 14th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
shrieking like a Skeksis on a Gelfling binge

That, my friend, is one evocative turn of phrase. Well done!
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 14th, 2009 10:52 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*curtseys* thenkyew thenkyew, sir.
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