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"We just need one liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle hose, but it'll be done… - Thanks, ants.
Thants.
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"We just need one liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle hose, but it'll be done tomorrow."

He had the grace to sound contrite this time.

This has become downright Becketty.

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cakemage From: cakemage Date: May 14th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Goddamn. I'm beginning to wonder how Matt has gotten this far in life without say, accidentally setting himself on fire while trying to tie his shoes. This kind of stupidity takes effort.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 14th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm...fascinated to see how this will all turn out.
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: May 14th, 2009 08:58 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I WONDER WHAT THEY'D SAY IF YOU TOLD THEM YOU WERE GONNA PAY THEM TOMORROW?
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: May 14th, 2009 08:58 pm (UTC) (linkage)
...you know, the sort of "tomorrow" that never comes. Not actually really tomorrow.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 14th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Maybe he... just wants you to really appreciate your car?

Sorry, I'm runnin' outta silver lining, here. I got nothin'.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 14th, 2009 09:25 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah, we're in "Good thing I didn't mention the dirty knife ahahahahahaha" territory now.
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC) (linkage)
*snerkl*
esorlehcar From: esorlehcar Date: May 14th, 2009 10:22 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'll take him out if you'll take out the guy who hit me.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 12:29 am (UTC) (linkage)
Deal!
alpha_orionis_v From: alpha_orionis_v Date: May 14th, 2009 10:26 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I love how Matt has his own tag.

I so think we need to send the henchmen over. They can take care of Matt, and then fix the car, so everyone wins!
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 14th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Was thinking that very thing.
Yeah, 'cause who doesn't need henchmen? C'mon. Easily as good as minions. Plus, fixed car & win.
tikistitch From: tikistitch Date: May 14th, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Or Pythonesque ... the car parts place with no car parts.

Maybe you should offer him a dead parrot?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 12:30 am (UTC) (linkage)
"It's not much of an auto shop, is it?"
"Finest in the district, squire!"
tikistitch From: tikistitch Date: May 15th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC) (linkage)
At least you still have your sense of humor.

Although at this point, I would highly recommend a chainsaw.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 14th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I am stunned and amazed and... stunned some more, actually, that he's even GOT a business. This is one of those places that won't be there the day after you get your car back. There'll be a brick wall or an empty lot or something.

Which would be cool, 'cause mebbe you wouldn't have to pay.
I'm still about half convinced you SHOULDN'T pay now.

*joins the chorus* 'Fuck you, Matt. Fuck you, Matt...."
From: ashenmote Date: May 14th, 2009 11:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
My guess is that he accidentally gave the car to a different customer and he has been trying to get it back all the time since.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 12:31 am (UTC) (linkage)
:D That would be kind of awesome. I'm seeing one of those painted near-caricature 60s movie posters, possibly with James Garner.
From: ashenmote Date: May 15th, 2009 06:39 am (UTC) (linkage)
The ones where the heads are almost as big as the bodies, yes? Yes , I can see that.

Inevitably, the wrong customer is someone with a name like "Vincenco the Hand", and for plotwise questionable reasons he developed a strong attachment to the car, or even more likely it was meant to be a present for his beloved mother. And even more inevitably, when Matt eventually steals it back there is a body in the car trunk.

So, make sure you get your car back without any bodies and give the car a new, very different looking coating, is what I'm getting it. That is, unless you are keen to participate in the "tied back-to-back with Matt in an old storehouse that will catch fire in the course of your awkward escape attempts" scene.
viedma From: viedma Date: May 15th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
And make sure you check the spare tire well. They're always putting stuff in there in the films.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 15th, 2009 04:09 pm (UTC) (linkage)
This really needs writing up. Dude. Srsly.
*giggle*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 04:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
If somebody wants to try some RPF, go right ahead.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's a tiny car. It...doesn't actually have one. There are a couple of secret compartments, though, and a black hole under the front seat.
comice From: comice Date: May 15th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC) (linkage)
Grace? Grace!?

He should not fucking charge you a penny!
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: May 15th, 2009 01:15 am (UTC) (linkage)
I do not believe a word he says. Fucktard.
viedma From: viedma Date: May 15th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC) (linkage)
He accidentally sent your car to the 8th dimension and doesn't know how to tell you. imo.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Kid should be able to tell the difference between a solenoid and an oscillation overthruster, goddammit!
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