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Written for violetisblue, I give you an excerpt from David Mamet's Where the Wild Things Are:

"So, yeah, one night this kid Max puts on this goddamn wolf suit. Swear to God, this kid has a goddamn fucking wolf suit. And he's all sugared up or some goddamn thing and raising all kinds of hell, you know, fuckin' kids, man. And his mom, she's about to totally lose her shit. And she's all, GODDAMMIT, MAX, WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN? I AM TRYING TO WATCH DANCING WITH THE GODDAMN FUCKING STARS HERE! And Max is still wound up like a motherfucker, and he pulls a fucking kitchen knife on her, and stars screaming BITCH I WILL CUT YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU! And the mom goes berserk, because nobody wants to hear that shit, especially not from a fucking kid when you've just spent two hours making his goddamn fucking dinner. And she says, MAX, YOU LITTLE FUCKER, YOU GET YOUR ASS UP TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING ANY GODDAMN DINNER, YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG. And that shuts the little fucker up."

Next: Quentin Tarantino's The Mouse and His Child

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nitasee From: nitasee Date: October 16th, 2009 06:04 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Thing of fucking beauty, man.
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: October 16th, 2009 06:11 pm (UTC) (linkage)
And that shuts the little fucker up.


BRAVO!!!
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: October 16th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You're demented and I love you.

Next should actually be Wes Anderson's "The Stinky Cheese Man"
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: October 16th, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC) (linkage)
YES.
cybertardis From: cybertardis Date: October 16th, 2009 06:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I hear Christopher Walken in my head reading this.
wolfy_writing From: wolfy_writing Date: October 16th, 2009 06:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
A children's classic.
ymfaery From: ymfaery Date: October 16th, 2009 06:43 pm (UTC) (linkage)
<3 <3 <3
From: amanda_now Date: October 16th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg I'm so going to get fired for laughing hysterically in my office.
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mechturtle From: mechturtle Date: October 16th, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC) (linkage)
YES. This made my day, and will be forwarded to my friend whose son always wants me to read this book to him.

GODDAMMIT, MAX, WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN?

This needs to be an icon.
robanybody From: robanybody Date: October 16th, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm going to be sad that the movie is nothing like this. This is fantastic.
amanuensis1 From: amanuensis1 Date: October 17th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC) (linkage)
*laughs like mad*
crantz From: crantz Date: October 17th, 2009 07:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Man, this is just like the books dad used to read me to sleep with
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