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fic post: Six Ways "The Great Game" Won't End (Sherlock)
Title: Six Ways "The Great Game" Won't End
Author: annlarimer
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for two of the photos released so far from "The Great Game." Death. Quite a lot, considering. Europe!fail.
Rating: S for Stoopid and Swearin'.
Summary: What it says on the tin.
Wordcount: 350ish



1. The Final Problem

EXT. Reichenbach Falls, Switzerland

John: Why the hell are we in Switzerland?
Sherlock: I need to send a text.
John: ...what?
Sherlock: It's the only country left with phones I haven't borrowed. In Europe, at least.
John: What about Albania?
Sherlock: They only have, like, six phones. Did 'em in a weekend.
John: Andorra?
Sherlock: (muttermutter)
John: What?
Sherlock: I can't find it.
John: AHAHAHAAAA!
Sherlock: IT'S REALLY SMALL, OKAY?
John: Riiight. And we've hiked up to this giant waterfall because...?
Sherlock: Best reception in the country!
John: Of course. I'm gonna go sit on that rock over there, since you're insane.
Sherlock: 'Kay. (He whips out Herr Steiler''s mobile and punches buttons.)
Pop-Up Text: LESTRADE
Pop-Up Text: IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
Sherlock: Mwahahahahahahahahahaoops-- (he slips over the edge of the cliff and plunges into the falls)
John: Goddammit.


2. The Final Confrontation

INT. Um...I dunno, a dark abandoned warehouse or something.

Sherlock: IT'S FINISHED, MORIARTY! REVEAL YOURSELF!
Moriarty: (He steps out of the shadows) Certainly, dear boy.
(Sherlock's eyes widen.)
Sherlock: ...Mummy?
John: ...Mum?
Sherlock: (To John) What, seriously?



3. The Absolutely Final Confrontation

INT. or EXT. A filthy waterfront dive, abandoned quarry, or blocked-off Tube tunnel. Does it even matter?

Sherlock: IT'S FINISHED, MORIARTY! REVEAL YOURSELF!
Moriarty: Certainly, dear boy.
(Moriarty removes his cloak and hood, revealing...)
John: Isn't that...?
Sherlock: Mycroft?
Mycroft: BWAH HA! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA *gunshot* Ow!
(Mycroft falls over.)
John: (To Sherlock.) You owe me five quid.
Sherlock: Good shot, John!
John: I've been wanting to do that since the first episode.
Sherlock: I've been wanting someone to do that since 1983.




4. His Last Bow

INT. Baker Street

Sherlock: Well. Another case solved. (He picks up his violin and begins to play.)
John: Sherlock?
Sherlock: (He carries on playing.) Yeah-huh?
John: What happened to the freaky naked cat?
Sherlock: (eyes his violin guiltily.) Muhnno.



5. His Last Snack

INT. Baker Street

Sherlock: Well. Another case solved.
John: And another check!
Sherlock: Kitty kitty kitty puss puss puss!
John: I told you not to call me th--oh.
(The freaky naked cat appears. Sherlock picks it up. We can see JHW written on the cat in felt-tip.)
Sherlock: Good kitty! Who's a good girl? (He extends his jaw and eats the cat whole.)
John: I was saving that!



6. The Final Ultimate Confrontational Last Problem

INT. Baker Street

Sherlock: Well. Another case solved.
*baker street explodes*

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crantz From: crantz Date: August 5th, 2010 03:19 pm (UTC) (linkage)
bwehehehehehe
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: August 5th, 2010 03:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
HA!!! Yes.

::goes to write her name in felt-tip on all the cats::
oddrid From: oddrid Date: August 5th, 2010 03:47 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I am having far too easy a time imagining Cumberbatch's jaw unhinging to eat that cat. I mean really.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 5th, 2010 05:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)





thwip!
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: August 5th, 2010 03:59 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Well, now I don't have to watch it. I'm certain yours is more entertaining anyway.

Also, shame on Sherlock for eating someone else's lunch.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
WATCH IT OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH A LOG!
tikistitch From: tikistitch Date: August 5th, 2010 04:39 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Bwa-ha-ha!! Dean Learner approves.

Sometimes, things just spontaneously blow up! IT HAPPENS!!

annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's natural!
robanybody From: robanybody Date: August 5th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Ahahaha! This is fantastic.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
:D
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: August 5th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC) (linkage)
you are awesome.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
In all fairness, we're both awesome. >.>
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: August 5th, 2010 06:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
:-D
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I haven't said it at all. Aren't you glad?
littlemissstars From: littlemissstars Date: August 5th, 2010 09:47 pm (UTC) (linkage)
ALL OF THESE, PLEASE XD

annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Mark Gatiss as Mummy!
violetjimjams From: violetjimjams Date: August 5th, 2010 09:51 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Haha, hilarious.

1983, eh? I take it you're taking this Sherlock as a properly aged 27?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 5th, 2010 09:54 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Not at all. In my experience, it takes a few years to build up proper sibling resentment.
mad_pooh From: mad_pooh Date: August 5th, 2010 09:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
ahaha)) 5 and 6 - the best for me X)
hawkmoth From: hawkmoth Date: August 5th, 2010 11:29 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, swell. Now look what you made me do!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 6th, 2010 07:35 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm so, so sorry.
moondog From: moondog Date: August 6th, 2010 01:24 am (UTC) (linkage)
4. His Last Bow

Whatever Mark Gatiss has written, you have surpassed it with sheer awesome.

P.S. Since he cast HIMSELF as Mycroft, I anticipate much snarking from the Brother Corner.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: August 6th, 2010 02:35 am (UTC) (linkage)
These. All. Are. Made. Of. AWESOME! \o/
Yes, every one of them, each in its own individual wrapper, is totally fun and hilarious.
teapotgirl From: teapotgirl Date: August 6th, 2010 10:48 am (UTC) (linkage)
AWESOME SAUCE
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