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You are a fucking creep. - Thanks, ants.
Thants.
annlarimer
annlarimer
You are a fucking creep.
If you phone someone and get a wrong number, apologize and try again.

Do not ask the total stranger you've just called what she was doing before you interrupted her.

mood: pissed off pissed off

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strigine From: strigine Date: September 13th, 2010 01:10 am (UTC) (linkage)
Euweuweuweuw.

*gets you the air horn*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 13th, 2010 01:19 am (UTC) (linkage)
And then he was all fluster-hurt because I told him I didn't see how that could possibly be any of his business.

I bet he tells women on the street to smile, too.
strigine From: strigine Date: September 13th, 2010 01:37 am (UTC) (linkage)
I am suddenly reminded of that one bus stop dude who was all "Are you married? Do you want to be?"
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 13th, 2010 01:47 am (UTC) (linkage)
"If my girlfriend were out of jail, she would fucking punch you in the face."
cakemage From: cakemage Date: September 13th, 2010 02:53 am (UTC) (linkage)
What the ass.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: September 13th, 2010 03:18 am (UTC) (linkage)
What a fucktard.

txvoodoo From: txvoodoo Date: September 13th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC) (linkage)
HAH. I got one today.

Me: "I'm sorry, you have a wrong number"
Him: "Really? No way"
Me: "way"
Him: "Come on, you're Lola, right?"
Me: "No Lola, no way."
ymfaery From: ymfaery Date: September 13th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC) (linkage)
"Trying to figure out how to kill people over the phone, why?"
wolfy_writing From: wolfy_writing Date: September 13th, 2010 07:44 am (UTC) (linkage)
...maybe it was an Incredibly Random Survey?

"Question number one - are you Sheila?"
"Question number two - what were you doing before you picked up?"
"Question number three - who is your favorite superhero?"
"Question number four - if you could be any kind of tree you wanted, which candidate's environmental policy would you prefer?"
thecartoongod From: thecartoongod Date: September 13th, 2010 11:07 pm (UTC) (linkage)
My personal favorite is when people leave you a message and you are very clearly, based on your voice mail greeting, not at all the person they're calling for. Not creepy, but still amusing.
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