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drabble post: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?



"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."

"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.

"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“

McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.

“Thank...you...”


***

"Danny, what are you writing?"

"Nuffink!"

"Danny, delete this entire story!"

"You ain’t the boss of me!"

"I am, actually."

"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"

Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"

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Comments
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 8th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Once I got it? I larfed. A lot.

I would make a reference to drabble wank, but that might set you off.
crantz From: crantz Date: December 8th, 2010 11:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)
When she said drabble, I said '102 words, right?', and that's when she threatened to kill me.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 9th, 2010 12:11 am (UTC) (linkage)
So do the ellipses count? Because I've always wondered...
crantz From: crantz Date: December 9th, 2010 12:22 am (UTC) (linkage)
They should only count for abusers.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 9th, 2010 12:38 am (UTC) (linkage)
What about hyphenated words?
crantz From: crantz Date: December 9th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC) (linkage)
Ann's the drabble magistrate, not I!
ide_cyan From: ide_cyan Date: December 9th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) (linkage)
& she's got me on her side.

And I was featured on fandom_wank for my defense of drabbles!
crantz From: crantz Date: December 9th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC) (linkage)
Once I was betaing for someone who redefined the word drabble over and over again and got all mussed up if I tried to tell her what it really meant.

She also complained about me being too canon and would put my name as the beta on fics I'd never seen/never wanted to be associated with.

I've always had a dread of drabble re-definers since.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 9th, 2010 04:15 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I stayed out of it, because I feared I would stop frothing. START. START frothing.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 9th, 2010 12:59 am (UTC) (linkage)
But I'm afraid to ask her! Her words can kill, you know. She doesn't need a look.
crantz From: crantz Date: December 9th, 2010 01:00 am (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, she's just a big softy!

That'll take your fingers off if you touch 'er.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: December 9th, 2010 01:29 am (UTC) (linkage)
Hyphenated words count as one word. That's why you add the hyphen.

(Walking the line of hypenation abuse is an essential element of the art, in my experience...)

Edited at 2010-12-09 01:30 am (UTC)
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: December 9th, 2010 01:27 am (UTC) (linkage)
*double cackle*
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 9th, 2010 01:33 am (UTC) (linkage)
Now, is that one word? or two? Because the asterisky things are throwing me off.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: December 9th, 2010 01:26 am (UTC) (linkage)
*cackle*
tikistitch From: tikistitch Date: December 9th, 2010 01:27 am (UTC) (linkage)
*dies to death*
soda_and_capes From: soda_and_capes Date: December 9th, 2010 03:12 am (UTC) (linkage)
DDDDDDDDDD:

BUT YES.
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: December 9th, 2010 04:43 am (UTC) (linkage)
My brain just ran around in circles, flailing.
kissoflife From: kissoflife Date: December 9th, 2010 08:15 am (UTC) (linkage)
I wuv your Hot Fuzz icon. May I nick it, with credit to you or whomever made it?
irisbleufic From: irisbleufic Date: December 10th, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Danny can have whatever creative pursuits he pleases. So there.
wolfy_writing From: wolfy_writing Date: March 19th, 2011 10:12 am (UTC) (linkage)
Awesome! And it's about time someone had a proper sensible alien mpreg panic. If I got pregnant by an alien, I'd freak out, and I've got more pregnancy-suitable equipment than the average guy.

Scotty got pregnant by the little green dude, didn't he?
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