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Thanks for giving me the Kate Gosselin haircut, ma'am. Thank you so… - Thanks, ants.
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annlarimer
annlarimer
Thanks for giving me the Kate Gosselin haircut, ma'am. Thank you so bloody much.

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ramalama From: ramalama Date: September 13th, 2011 06:50 pm (UTC) (linkage)
AAAAAAAGH SHAVE IT OFF!
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: September 13th, 2011 06:52 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Dye it blue
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: September 13th, 2011 07:01 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Fortunately, hat season is fast approaching...
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 13th, 2011 07:04 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I've just realized that she somehow completely neglected to give me a hand mirror so I could see the back.

Strange, that.
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: September 13th, 2011 07:06 pm (UTC) (linkage)
There seems to be a consensus amongst hairdressers that every woman over age thirty not only wants but requires the Kate Gosselin haircut, which is why I will never have short hair again as long as I live.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 13th, 2011 07:08 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm thinking she fucked up. Because "take an inch off" does not translate to "make it impossible for me to put my hair into a ponytail for the foreseeable future."
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: September 13th, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC) (linkage)
IIRC how long your hair was then an inch off = skimming the shoulders, right? Damn, did she fuck up.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 13th, 2011 07:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Yup. Collarbone length in front. In the back, it is the length of the...neck knob thing. Usually they give me a nice bouncy cut.
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wiliqueen From: wiliqueen Date: September 14th, 2011 02:25 am (UTC) (linkage)
I... was not aware that was what it was. I've been happily calling it the Claudia Donovan haircut. And will continue to do so, because... um, yeah.

(I realize this doesn't help Ann any.)
nitasee From: nitasee Date: September 13th, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC) (linkage)
If it helps, I can't picture you with a Kate Gosselin hair cut.

I vote with goddessdster and dye it blue.
ymfaery From: ymfaery Date: September 13th, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC) (linkage)
..I actually have no clue how Kate Gosselin looks like now, much less her haircut.
thistlethorn From: thistlethorn Date: September 13th, 2011 10:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, dear. I can't picture that. Which is no doubt a good thing.

Let me share with you my dad's words of wisdom (which really work better for guys with, say, crew cuts, but wtf):

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? Two weeks. (This is more like 6-8 weeks for women, which makes it not so cheery.)
cakemage From: cakemage Date: September 13th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Ouch. Well, at least it'll grow out. Y'know, eventually.
kirbyfest From: kirbyfest Date: September 14th, 2011 02:02 am (UTC) (linkage)
Blue. Definitely blue.
logansrogue From: logansrogue Date: September 14th, 2011 01:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Or you can put tons of hairspray in it and wear it like Flock of Seagulls band members.

:D
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