Oh, God, I went and did it.
TITLE: Turkey with Fireworks
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 5,000. Wait. What?!?
RATING: R, for the writer’s consarned filthy mouth.
SUMMARY: "I'm a bit confused about pudding. Events."
WARNINGS: Massive spoilers, American spelling, rusty writer, crap title
DISCLAIMER: Well, of course.
NOTES: Author likes c&c. Be vicious.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first. Also, you're mad. TURKEY WITH FIREWORKS
YOU KNOW THIS BIT
Once, in primary school, Katie Aaronson (Aaron A.'s dad's stepsister, who married Jimmy from the newsagent's) had put a large saucepan over Danny Butterman's head and banged on it with a wooden block.( Collapse )