TITLE: Faithful Departed
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 1,000ish
SUMMARY: A holiday story. But not one of the nice ones. "Drive safe!"
WARNINGS: Spoilers; American spelling; a heapin' helping of DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
NOTES: c&c welcomed.
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.
"I want to do what you do."
do what I do. And that doesn't sound any more convincing than when you said it, does it?"
Nicholas shook his head. "Not really."
They were in the Crown, over pints, and had reached the mildly silly stage of the evening. ( Collapse )