December 12th, 2007

Fucking Dying Here by quettaser

Ow.

Went Christmas shopping last night. Slipped on the wet ice outside Best Buy. Landed on:

--Curb
--Right coat pocket, which was full of those orange Tootsie Pops I got at the Quickie Mart while buying a Sunday paper two weeks ago and haven't put in the candy jar.
--Right trouser pocket, which contained approximately $30,000 in quarters.

So, ow.

On the bright side, got my brother some fab classic movies for nothing.