November 29th, 2010

AbFab BABE! by singmyway

NEW PERNOD SODA!

Me: Good God, what is that white Mountain Dew?
Quickie Mart Guy: It's their new winter flavor.
Me: What...what's it...have you tasted it at all?
Quickie Mart Guy: (long pause) Have you ever licked envelopes for like six or seven hours? It tastes like that.