December 8th, 2010

AHAHAHAHAHA by _sciocco

artspam: Nebulous

My iPhone has been serving up some excellent audio lately, including the excellent Radio 4 series Nebulous. Here's an overview with links: http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/radio/nebulous/details/
Here are captastic diary pics -- as always, click to embiggen:


Professor Nebulous (Mark Gatiss). Raised by clowns.


Paula Breeze (Rosie Cavaliero), his PA.


Harry Hayes (Paul Putner), severely injured when Nebulous attempted to move the Isle of Wight a bit to the left.


Rory Lawson, fancies himself a ladies man and secret agent. Really, really isn't.


Gemini (Julia Dalkin), the KENT AI, with guest creatures Bawsp and Sentient Candle (Prime Minister of Spain).

First season here: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=sr_lftbox_1_1, as well as *kof* many other *kof* places around the inter*kof*net. *Kof.*
ourry

drabble post: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? (hot fuzz)

TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?



"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."

"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.

"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“

McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.

“Thank...you...”


***

"Danny, what are you writing?"

"Nuffink!"

"Danny, delete this entire story!"

"You ain’t the boss of me!"

"I am, actually."

"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"

Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"