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fiction post: Turkey with Fireworks
Oh, God, I went and did it.

TITLE: Turkey with Fireworks
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 5,000. Wait. What?!?
RATING: R, for the writer’s consarned filthy mouth.
SUMMARY: "I'm a bit confused about pudding. Events."
WARNINGS: Massive spoilers, American spelling, rusty writer, crap title
DISCLAIMER: Well, of course.
NOTES: Author likes c&c. Be vicious.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first. Also, you're mad.



Once, in primary school, Katie Aaronson (Aaron A.'s dad's stepsister, who married Jimmy from the newsagent's) had put a large saucepan over Danny Butterman's head and banged on it with a wooden block.moreCollapse )

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mood: nervous nervous

Flavogg heard 91 supplications or speak to the Mighty Flavogg
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antennapedia From: antennapedia Date: June 5th, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, just awesome! I laughed like a loon.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 5th, 2007 08:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Thank you, ma'am.

I'll just be over here, preening.
viedma From: viedma Date: August 11th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC) (linkage)

You are awesome

I can't believe I missed this. (And I had tags and everything to assist me!) But the point is I got to read it now and I love every single bit of it. Just like Hot Fuzz, sweet and very funny.

Genuine post-imbibition fountaining can only be caused via impalement by cartoon characters' pitchforks. is #1! :)

Like Danny, I thought Nicholas's look when he thought Danny had betrayed him was so heartbreaking. Thank for entertaining me so well on this verrry quiet Saturday on the reference desk.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 13th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)

I will kill you last.

Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg point out in their commentary that Danny can't even look at Nicholas when he's stabbed him. :(
wanttobeatree From: wanttobeatree Date: August 12th, 2007 03:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
A+, would cackle madly at again.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to search for everything else you've ever written ever.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 13th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC) (linkage)

:D You'll have to come over to my place to read "Harold the Lonely Moose" and "Flea Market Adventure," but I've been told that they're totally worth it.
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: August 27th, 2007 01:27 pm (UTC) (linkage)
"What's a Band-Aid? What do they call a Band-Aid?!?"
green_grrl From: green_grrl Date: September 12th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC) (linkage)
OMG! Funniest thing since... well, since I saw the movie actually. I love this inappropriately.
From: wolfy_writing Date: September 21st, 2007 01:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm feeling a bit incoherent, so; Hoodies! Macros! Biggles! Hedgehog! Minty sponge! Nicholas Angel on too many painkillers! Did they keep upping the dose in the hope he'd eventually lie down?

And the bit with the cartoon spray, and doped-up Nicholas actually thinking the water would fountain out like that!

You write Danny scary well.
lamardeuse From: lamardeuse Date: October 30th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC) (linkage)
This story was recced to me by kassrachel and I'm so glad - it's hilarious and brilliant. Thanks so much for a great ending to Hot Fuzz.
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: January 11th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Thank you very much. :D
From: ubixtiz Date: February 7th, 2008 06:18 am (UTC) (linkage)
This is brilliant. Absolutely perfect followup to the film. I'm sitting here giggling and making heart shapes at the story with my hands and just ridiculously happy. Very nice work!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: February 7th, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC) (linkage)

:D Thank you very much! *gives you pie*
katherine_tag From: katherine_tag Date: February 9th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC) (linkage)
This is like an awesome, awesome epilogue to the movie, and it made me grin madly. Much love!
book_of_calm From: book_of_calm Date: February 9th, 2008 05:37 am (UTC) (linkage)
This was SHEER JOY to read. I would elaborate, but am afraid I would end up sounding kind of like drugged up Danny and Nicholas.
sholio From: sholio Date: April 16th, 2008 08:37 am (UTC) (linkage)
*squeaks* There is Hot Fuzz fanfic! There is REALLY GOOD Hot Fuzz fanfic!

I found this via del.icio.us and I just *loved* it -- perfect character voices, hilarious and sweet. Off to check out your tags!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: April 16th, 2008 01:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
:D Come in, sit down, there's...something on the stove. You can have some if you can get it to submit.
aprilkat From: aprilkat Date: July 13th, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC) (linkage)
OK, so I peridocally see "Hot Fuzz" fic fly by online, but never stop to read because I'd never seen the movie. So last night I visit an insistent friend who loves "Hot Fuzz," and I think, "Why not?" - and fall head over heels for Nicholas and Danny.

I mention to my friend during the viewing that this is sort of like subtle Monty Python - except for the gore, which is like regular Monty Python.

Aha, thinks I, now I can go back and start reading that fic! (Question - one wouldn't say fictions, so wouldn't it be right to have plural fic be fic, not fics?) I have just finished my first one here, and my reactions include:

1) OMG you are brilliant
2) I need to buy my own copy of HF right now!
3) You are a very witty, perceptive writer
4) You are a little insane in that you totally understand the movie and can put it out here so we get it too

Oh, and 5) Thank you!
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: September 21st, 2008 04:56 am (UTC) (linkage)
I was just re-reading this for the Nth time (for research -- I needed to know the doctor's name) and I thought, "what, really? I never commented and said this was hysterical and awesome? Just because it was first posted sixteen months ago? That won't do!"

So ten quid to the swear box for sufficient profanity to describe just how fucking much I continue to totally love this fic. Doped-up Nicholas is the best.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: December 18th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC) (linkage)
You win at everything.
"Just for a moment, in Danny Butterman's heart, it was Christmas. With commentary tracks, bonus features, extra puppies, and beer." Should be an icon, button, bumper sticker, and maybe a t-shirt. NO, definitely a t-shirt.

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