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songs in the key of fuzz
I am sewing a teeny plushie Danny Butterman.
John is watching a movie.
There's a point to this, further down.

me:I am pleased with how these little fuckers are turning out.
A: language, ann!
me: Sorry. I am happy with the way these little fuckers are turning out.
A: that's better
me: Okay...let's try on the hat. Danny Butterman, blue bishop.
A: what a lovely priest they had
me: That would've been funnier if they hadn't spoiled it in every ad.
Still, C of E, what can you do?
A: I didn't see any ads. I went in all unspoiled, except for the face ,ick
me:The face ick?
A: kick
me: Shit. This needs an upholstery needle.
me: Orrrrr...I could turn the needle and stitch the other direction. Sorted.
me: ...I swear he's singing a little song about how nice it is to get a hat.
me: o/~ Oh isn't it grand to have a hat?
It's how the people tell that I'm a copper.

me: And the barmaid thinks that it's just grand
She sits in my lap and I'm not going to stop 'er. Wa-hey! o/~

A: aww
me:Bob Walker: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a dog? TITS! heh. o/~
A:"buttocks!"
me:"gay!"
A: I am watching a movie with Snack
Arthur and the Invisibles
me: How is it?
A: it's okay so far
I mean, there's some odd parts to it. Like the fact everything is 1950s except the main character, who in the middle of Connecticut has a british accent and a spikey 2007 haircut
A: http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/3143/posters/poster1.jpg
me:Jeez. The chick on the left totally wants me.
A: ann, about the pictures telling you things...
me:Yes?
A: bad
me:You sure?
A: yes
me: Fudge.
me:Andy and Andy: o/~ We're happy we don't have to wear a hat
Or a stupid uniform or any of that
The CID know where it's at
Except that our boss is a bloody great twat o/~

Nicholas: HEY!
http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/104047/10348 heh.
A: I would like that line in the next book
me::D
Turner 1: o/~ I was so glad when I got my hat
My head was high and my chest was puffin'

Turner 2: I wasn't there when they gave them out
'Cause nobody tells me nuffin' o/~

A: heeh
me: Tony: o/~ I'm awfully glad that I have a hat
Er, that's it, really. o/~
Saxon: o/~ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof wof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof

me: Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof woof-woof o/~

Tom: Good boy!
Doris: o/~ Oh, isn't it grand to have a hat
I can make it do so many lovely tricks!
Though it's not as big and hard as theirs
It can--o/~

NICK: OH GOD NO! /he yanks her out of shot
A: :D
me: Nick: o/~ I must say it's grand to have a hat
With its checkerboard band so mod
I buff it and clean it, and
when the weather is inclement, I put plastic over it in accordance with regulations, and I polish the badge bit...
Stop looking at me like I'm odd! o/~
Everybody: o/~ Ohhhhhhhhh--
Isn't it grand to have a hat?

A: :D
me: It don't matter what's your race or creed or color
When you put it on and walk round the town
How your coply pride gets just a little fuller! o/~

the end

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Comments
ginnytonnick From: ginnytonnick Date: May 18th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC) (linkage)
The hat song is much better than leftover Winchester in tupperware. I need to figure out if the local theater is still playing Hot Fuzz.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 20th, 2007 02:38 am (UTC) (linkage)
I like that Sam is so used to that sort of thing by now, he doesn't even ask why he's on a filthy mattress in an abandoned motel.
gypsyjr From: gypsyjr Date: May 18th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Can't talk... too busy laughing....
priscellie From: priscellie Date: May 18th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I would pay good money to hear the cast sing this...
kosher_jenny From: kosher_jenny Date: May 18th, 2007 10:38 pm (UTC) (linkage)
At this point there is nothing I can do except shower you with e-hearts &hearts&hearts&hearts

If I could I'd make this into animated icons. So wonderful!
snowystingray From: snowystingray Date: May 19th, 2007 12:27 am (UTC) (linkage)
There are honestly no words sufficient to describe my love for this. I'm afraid more e-hearts are forthcoming. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
From: cocoajava Date: May 19th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC) (linkage)
I think I just peed my pants a little.
From: cocoajava Date: May 19th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC) (linkage)
Okay, I swear that wasn't intentional. I noticed my icon-twin above me as I hit reply, but I DID NOT READ HER COMMENT.

Now I scared.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 20th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC) (linkage)
I think you guys should see urologists.
From: jaxsonpesy Date: November 2nd, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC) (linkage)
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