TITLE: Blue Fury
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. What with it being a drabble and all.
RATING: PG for language
WARNINGS: American spelling; spoilers
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.
They're tired, cold, and wet, wrapped in waffly, ineffectual blankets.
Danny looks at Nicholas.
"You came back."
"You knew I would."
Danny never did get the Met officers' names. He thinks of them as Chief Inspector Old Wanker, Inspector Smarmy Cunt, and Sergeant Smuggy. "I kinda like it here," Nicholas tells them, when they ask him to return to London. It's the mildest ticking-off Danny's ever seen.
"Were they the blue fury of the Met, then?"
Nicholas' turn to look at him.
"Only I thought they'd be taller."
Shaking with silent laughter, Nicholas has to look away.