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fic post: The Man with the Stick (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Man with the Stick*
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a GODDAMN DRABBLE.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the nice folks at Rogue




Andy and Andy are friends.

They like beer and philosophy.

Tonight, with beer, their topic for philosophical debate is:

How large is the stick up Nicholas Angel's arse?

It is very large.

It is so large that Nicholas calls his Mum 'sir.'

It is so large that Nicholas' dog was called 'Mr. Dog.'

It is so large that, after sex, Nicholas writes Danny Butterman polite notes:

"Dear Mr. Butterman:
This is to acknowledge receipt of last night's sex.
With sincere best wishes,
N. Angel"

That, says Andy, is one massively large arsestick.

It is, Andy agrees.

Then they go home.







*Ooo, Nick, I've fallen over

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Comments
gypsyjr From: gypsyjr Date: May 15th, 2008 06:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
The phrase "arsestick" is going to make me giggle inappropriately all day. I feel you should know this.
very_improbable From: very_improbable Date: May 15th, 2008 06:43 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Hahahahaha awesome.
From: dwinghy Date: May 15th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It is so large that Nicholas' dog was called 'Mr. Dog.'

B-but I think that's cute. :(
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 15th, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's like a children's book! Only... very not.
loafing_oaf From: loafing_oaf Date: May 15th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You wouldn't let it lie!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You would not BELIEVE what's going on backstage!
loafing_oaf From: loafing_oaf Date: May 15th, 2008 08:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I heard that rumour.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 15th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Comb its hair!
loafing_oaf From: loafing_oaf Date: May 15th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Very poor, very poor indeed.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 16th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Look at the size of that sausage!
loafing_oaf From: loafing_oaf Date: May 16th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You're wasting your time!
priscellie From: priscellie Date: May 15th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Brilliant.
From: wolfy_writing Date: May 15th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC) (linkage)
This is great!

I loved the "Mr. Dog" bit, but this was the best thing:

"Dear Mr. Butterman:
This is to acknowledge receipt of last night's sex.
With sincere best wishes,
N. Angel"


Awesome drabble. Hooray!
robanybody From: robanybody Date: May 16th, 2008 12:13 am (UTC) (linkage)
I love all of it, but especially Nicholas' polite after-sex note. :D
apiphile From: apiphile Date: June 11th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC) (linkage)
A++ for unexpected laughter causing me to spit wine on my leg. Your fic is dangerously funny.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 11th, 2008 09:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Wine-spitting, eh? >.>
apiphile From: apiphile Date: June 11th, 2008 09:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Sadly this is not hyperbole.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 11th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh dear.

Um...soda water?
apiphile From: apiphile Date: June 11th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Fortunately I'm in my pyjamas, rocking a certain ... Black, Bernardish lifestyle choice for the evening. ;)
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: June 11th, 2008 09:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You lucky swine.
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