JUMPIN' JESUS! That's awesome and the shit. He needs a little copy of... of... goddamn you, MS, let me remember which stupid Keanu Reeves movie he liked...
book: More if You've Got It; iD; Little Dorrit; America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't; Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes; Death comes to the Archbishop; Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted; The Book of Ice; To Be or Not to Be; Area 51