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SHATNERQUAKE!
http://www.amazon.com/Shatnerquake-Jeff-Burk/dp/1933929820/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241135791&sr=8-1

Product Description

It's Shatner VS Shatners!

It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and - of course - William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson...that the real William Shatner doesn't take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It's Shatnertastic!


(It's also on betterworldbooks and bookdepository.co.uk, if you prefer.)

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Comments
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 1st, 2009 09:00 pm (UTC) (linkage)
What about Shatner as Shatner from the movie Free Enterprise? How does he fit in?
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 1st, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC) (linkage)

Fan fiction is totally unknown to the world of professional publishing and "real" writers never traffic in it.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 1st, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Pardon me, missey, but this isn't "fan fiction," it's "the new weird!"
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 1st, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's speculative cybersingularity steampunk, you great cow.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 1st, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Whore! It is NOT in any way "steampunk," unless it includes "Barbary Coast" Shatner!
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 1st, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC) (linkage)
YOU ARE A SOCKPUPPET AND AN ORC
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 1st, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC) (linkage)
YOU ARE A COWARD HIDING BEHIND A PSEUDONYM, AND YOU NEED TO STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 1st, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
WITCH HUNT LYNCH MOB WITCH HUNT
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 1st, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I AM SO MAKING A FANDOM SECRET ABOUT HOW YOU OPPRESS ME. YOU AND MY WHOLE FRIENDSLIST. YOU'RE JUST ONE MISSPOKEN WORD AWAY FROM LYNCHING ME.
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 2nd, 2009 12:04 am (UTC) (linkage)
JUST DON'T TELL YOUR FLIST BECAUSE THEY'LL LYNCH YOU FIRST.
amanda_now From: amanda_now Date: May 1st, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I have to tell you I just love the Priceline Negotiator. He's freaking fantastic.

This is simply the best idea I've EVER EVER HEARD. Better than chocolate cake and Jesus and Photoshop all wrapped up in one. Its freaking Epic. With a capital E.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 2nd, 2009 01:18 am (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah, I may have given bookdepository $12. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
theodicy From: theodicy Date: May 2nd, 2009 12:28 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'm all happy now. The B will no doubt rejoice as well. All hail!
viedma From: viedma Date: May 2nd, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC) (linkage)
The synopsis is so great I'm afraid to actually read the thing for fear of being massively let down.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 4th, 2009 02:45 am (UTC) (linkage)
The odds are totally against its living up. But I must try, Mary. I...musttry!
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: May 3rd, 2009 10:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVMLivHTXac

"What's in the BOOOOOOX?!"
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 4th, 2009 02:44 am (UTC) (linkage)
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOX?!
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