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I fucking hate you, Matt. - Thanks, ants.
Thants.
annlarimer
annlarimer
I fucking hate you, Matt.
"Hi, Matt, it's Ann Larimer. How's my little Chevy doing?"
"Oh, y'know, we're working on it. We should have it finished in the next day or so."
*facetwitch* "Okay, well, let me know if anything changes, okay?"
"Yeah sure."

*twitch*

*twitchtwitch*





*twitch*

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hooverdam From: hooverdam Date: May 5th, 2009 08:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Wait, you drive a Chevy? Just roll it over the nearest cliff--which, I realize, in Nebraska, is not so easy--and walk over to the dealership and they'll give you a new one for about a hundred bucks.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 5th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
My fuel bill is $30 a month. The license is $75 a year. I don't want a new one.
hooverdam From: hooverdam Date: May 5th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Fair enough.

(Weird, my tags--and they're charity ones--are eighty for two years).
violetisblue From: violetisblue Date: May 5th, 2009 08:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)
What the hell is he doing, taking out every engine part and dipping it in chocolate?
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: May 5th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Mmmmmmmmm...chocolate Chevy.
hooverdam From: hooverdam Date: May 5th, 2009 08:40 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You don't want to ask about the Chocolate Akroyd, though
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: May 5th, 2009 08:44 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Aw, darn. I was holding out for one of those. I'm sure the Chocolate Murray is still in season.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:47 am (UTC) (linkage)
I like the chocolate Newmans. They snap! when you bite 'em.
From: smirnoffmule Date: May 5th, 2009 08:55 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Matt is so gonna regret his life choice to even become a mechanic when he finds out you've set the internet on him.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 5th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Shouldn't "working on it" entail a little more, you know, detail, as to what the "it" is that he's "working on?"
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 5th, 2009 09:09 pm (UTC) (linkage)
That bit I actually know. When the timing belt asploded, it hit a valve and hoinked it. Valve must be replaced.

Or, if you prefer, one of the flayrod's out askew ont' treadle.
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 5th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Ooo. That's a big 'it'. So he's probably actually working, and not just mooning over the mystery duct-tape rose someone left on his desk.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 5th, 2009 09:21 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah. It's not like he can't find a phillips screwdriver to adjust the mirror, or the trash bag holder is metric instead of imperial.

Still, I'm getting bloody annoyed.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 5th, 2009 10:23 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Jeebuz. This is going to become a cheesy, straight-to-dvd movie somehow, I just know it. We'll all know who to point the finger at, too.

*snirk giggle*
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC) (linkage)
The haunting smell of STP and freon clings to it like a tender ghost.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 5th, 2009 10:25 pm (UTC) (linkage)
So, my go to rent the backhoe, then?
'cause...all that twitching... there's going to be a body, right?

Right?

annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC) (linkage)
Not that anyone will ever prove, no.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 6th, 2009 01:58 am (UTC) (linkage)
Heh. Awesome.
comice From: comice Date: May 5th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Matt is not earning my love here, Ann.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC) (linkage)
I just wish he'd earn my check.
From: kirbyfest Date: May 6th, 2009 12:02 am (UTC) (linkage)
Matt has no "sense of urgency."

(airquotes a la my old boss.)
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 6th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC) (linkage)
Matt is an artist. I see that now.
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