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well HI MATT! - Thanks, ants.
well HI MATT!
Called again. Apparently they've been waiting for parts, which just arrived this morning. Why he could not have said so before, I don't know.

"I'm running out of food, Matt."
"I'll give you a call. We should have it in the next day or so."
*plots murder*

mood: annoyed annoyed

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goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 8th, 2009 04:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I take it back. Matt should go shopping for your food. Perhaps, though, that would make Skeeter insanely jealous and cause bad things to happen. Hmmmm...
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 8th, 2009 04:33 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I am not gonna be able to look at Matt's Backup Guy without laughing insanely now. "What's the matter?" "Sorry, Skeeter." "My name is Tim."
dr_tectonic From: dr_tectonic Date: May 9th, 2009 07:00 pm (UTC) (linkage)
My work here is done.
*dusts hands with satisfaction*
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 8th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC) (linkage)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Chevy go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: May 8th, 2009 05:04 pm (UTC) (linkage)
If you insist upon quoting Liam Neeson, I am going to have to ask you to marry me again.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: May 8th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You keep saying that, but you won't dump Whatshisname because of all that bullshit love crap.
swankyfunk From: swankyfunk Date: May 8th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I just saw the commercial for the DVD. Just now. Am giggling.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: May 8th, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Wow, Matt is truly... ehhh... a unique individual. Yeah. Let's run with that.

Oh, hey, when you finally DO get the car? Backhoe's already rented.

I'm only saying.
tikistitch From: tikistitch Date: May 8th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Where is this car depository of which you speak? I shall dispatch an elite squadron of Attack!Stitchies to flick boogers, burp in their general direction, and generally cause vast and probably itchy annoyances.
pandoras_closet From: pandoras_closet Date: May 8th, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC) (linkage)
You forgot the theft of left shoes.
nitasee From: nitasee Date: May 8th, 2009 05:38 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Need help? I always enjoy a good spot of murder. Especially now that we've reached the end of the semester. I'll soon u\run out of undergrads to vent my frustration out on.
snacky From: snacky Date: May 8th, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'll fix your car. Or kick Matt's ass. Whichever seems easier.
comice From: comice Date: May 8th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I'll hold him while you super-punch. We'll go all MA on his ass.

Edited at 2009-05-08 11:15 pm (UTC)
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: May 8th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, ARGH! It should be a law that if they're gonna keep your car for more than three days, they have to give you a junker to drive around in until they GIVE YOU BACK YOUR CAR.
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