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this lives in front of my house right now. - Thanks, ants.
this lives in front of my house right now.

Its body is as big as a nickel.

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goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: September 9th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I know it's al scary and menacing and all, but I think spiders are super-cool in that Zen, purposeless way. Until they bite you, that is.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 9th, 2009 08:17 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, they're lovely and useful and good, but she's RIGHT IN MY FACE WHEN I GET THE MAIL. If she could just, like, move her web back a couple of feet...
droolfangrrl From: droolfangrrl Date: September 9th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Looks like a female writing spider.

teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: September 9th, 2009 07:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's a *fannish* spider?!?!!
From: ashenmote Date: September 9th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oooooh. If that thing bites you, you can beat up all the other Spider-Man clones.
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annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 9th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I...I can't. What if it has friends? Angry friends.
ahli From: ahli Date: September 9th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC) (linkage)
freudian_lisp From: freudian_lisp Date: September 9th, 2009 08:13 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Ah, we get ones similar to that all the time around here. I actually think they're rather pretty aside from the swollen-ness of the body. Just take a close look at it's back, the pattern is unique for each spider

Special snowflake spider!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: September 9th, 2009 08:16 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I can't look at its back unless it turns around. It's positioned so I'd have to crawl between the hedge and the house.
robanybody From: robanybody Date: September 9th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I had one of those in front on my window. You need to kill it NOW before it starts having babies. D:
cybertardis From: cybertardis Date: September 9th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC) (linkage)
cakemage From: cakemage Date: September 9th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC) (linkage)
AGH Kill it killitkillit oh GOD you've got to kill it with fire! It's the evil bitey spawn of Shelob!
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: September 9th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
SEE? I totally stand by my tweet from yesterday - "Holy fucking buckets of jesus! Get the missile launcher! Wtf is that thing? Looks an unholy cross btwn tick & spider! KILL IT!"

Seriously. You need napalm or something.
From: smirnoffmule Date: September 9th, 2009 09:48 pm (UTC) (linkage)
A nickle, you say?

You're going to have to move house.
From: smirnoffmule Date: September 9th, 2009 09:49 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I... don't know how to spell nickel because I'm English

*slinks off*
thistlethorn From: thistlethorn Date: September 9th, 2009 10:38 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*jumps back a foot*

EW. Jesus.
amanda_now From: amanda_now Date: September 9th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC) (linkage)
KILL IT WITH FIRE. What the hell species is it????

This is why I don't go into the everglades, except our spides are the size of your hand. I've almost walked into one of their webs twice in my life. TRAUMA.

Okay well I also don't go into the everglades because its hot and there are giant alligators and pythons. And apparently a skunk ape. But ALSO GIANT SPIDERS.
From: kirbyfest Date: September 10th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC) (linkage)
From: whatwith Date: September 10th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC) (linkage)

Oh man, lysol the little dude.
cannellfan From: cannellfan Date: September 10th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC) (linkage)
Oh, hey, yeah...those. We've got those all over our back yard. One keeps building a web across the stairs to our deck, like it's gonna snag Becky or me for a snack at some point. One's been building webs between the sliding glass doors from the kitchen out to the deck for the past week, and we finally rid of that one yesterday!

I hesitate to say "that's nothing" but...I killed one that crawled out from under the Reference desk at work yesterday that was almost 3 inches wide with its legs extended. *shudder*
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