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Police: Fla. man stole ferret by shoving in pants

--A.P. Newswire

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teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: October 29th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Ah! Monty Python fan, obviously.
rishabree From: rishabree Date: October 29th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC) (linkage)
"Is that a ferret in your pants, or are you"...

Nah, I can't do it.
nitasee From: nitasee Date: October 29th, 2009 04:41 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I was going to but you beat me to it.
random_nexus From: random_nexus Date: October 29th, 2009 03:40 pm (UTC) (linkage)
*chortles gleefully*
OMFG! Classic, just... where can he go from there? He's lived life to its fullest now. How CAN you beat stolen ferrets in your pants?

*still snirking*
mellowtigger From: mellowtigger Date: October 29th, 2009 04:05 pm (UTC) (linkage)
At the animal shelter where I work, the cages for kittens are kept locked because people have tried to leave with them hidden in purses or clothing. Ferrets are kept behind the main desk, so people have to ask to see them.
droolfangrrl From: droolfangrrl Date: October 29th, 2009 05:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
poor ferret! http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/pants-22053-attack-shoplifts.html

"JACKSONVILLE BEACH – Lawmen arrested a homeless man for battery and retail theft after he shoplifted a live ferret from a pet store by stuffing it down his pants, then used it to attack a witness who tried to stop him.

Jacksonville Beach Police say the man, identified as 38-year-old Rodney Tom Bolton, walked into a Pet Supermarket store on Tuesday and stuffed the ferret down the front of his pants, then left the store. The ferret-lifting was observed by a witness, who told store employees about it.

The witness confronted Bolton and tried to get the ferret back, and a fight broke out.

Bolton pulled the ferret out of his pants and used it as a weapon, pointing it at the witness and squeezing it until the ferret became irate and attacked its would-be rescuer.

The witness received two puncture wounds on his ear.

The ferret was uninjured."
From: joandarck Date: October 30th, 2009 09:38 am (UTC) (linkage)
No, no, no. What have we learned about ferrets? DON'T SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR PANTS. It's simple.
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