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my niece tells a joke about bees - Thanks, ants.
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my niece tells a joke about bees


Yes, she's that good-looking in person. No, you can't have her number.

mood: amused amused

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treelines From: treelines Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:29 am (UTC) (linkage)
She has an amazing conversational vocabulary.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 23rd, 2009 02:01 am (UTC) (linkage)
She talks like jazz. Half of the content is in the pauses.
goddessdster From: goddessdster Date: December 23rd, 2009 01:09 am (UTC) (linkage)
She is very pretty. Can I have her number?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 23rd, 2009 02:00 am (UTC) (linkage)
You might have some explaining to do to her husband, but sure!
teenygozer From: teenygozer Date: December 23rd, 2009 01:32 am (UTC) (linkage)
Best joke ever; one might well go "WEEEhoo!" after telling it.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 23rd, 2009 02:03 am (UTC) (linkage)
Agreed. Whoever that kid was, she knew how to deliver a punchline.
thistlethorn From: thistlethorn Date: December 23rd, 2009 01:55 am (UTC) (linkage)
I still remember when I first met you (at a MWest), and I thought, "Um, shouldn't she be on a *date* somewhere?" 'cause you were so darned cute.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 23rd, 2009 01:59 am (UTC) (linkage)
Awwwwww! No, 'cause, I'd rather do things that aren't completely horrible and make me want to kill myself.
thistlethorn From: thistlethorn Date: December 23rd, 2009 02:28 am (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah, you're funny that way. *g* Thank God. And the rest of us reap the benefits. I always knew what a kick-ass artist you are, but have I told you recently what an amazing WRITER you are? Seriously, you're outstanding!
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 23rd, 2009 02:30 am (UTC) (linkage)
*beam*

You're not so bad yourself, missey!
From: wolfy_writing Date: December 24th, 2009 09:51 am (UTC) (linkage)
She's lovely and charming. For some reason, I tend to picture extremely small children when people say "My niece", so I was a bit confused.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 24th, 2009 01:56 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah, she's...I think she's 34 now.
From: wolfy_writing Date: December 25th, 2009 07:43 am (UTC) (linkage)
She's older than I am?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 27th, 2009 01:24 am (UTC) (linkage)
I...don't know?
From: wolfy_writing Date: December 27th, 2009 09:34 am (UTC) (linkage)
I'm younger than thirty-four, so she is indeed older than I am. That surprised me, because I always envisioned you as about thirty-two.

People are sometimes younger than their nieces. Are you?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 28th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC) (linkage)
I am 47 in your Earth years.
From: ashenmote Date: December 24th, 2009 10:44 am (UTC) (linkage)
It's still fun listening to her, but I don't get the joke. I hope I'm running in a cultural barrier or having trouble with the accent or something, because I like to think of myself as someone who can understand 5yrs-olds jokes.

What is a blue bee? A kind of shrimp, right?
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 24th, 2009 01:55 pm (UTC) (linkage)
OMG ILU!

Boobies. It's boobies.
From: ashenmote Date: December 24th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Oh. I always seem to have these moments around the end of the year. I would feel more mortified, but it helps that they make you so happy.

I still hear "blue bees", even though I know better now.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 24th, 2009 03:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
Yeah, I can't un-hear it now.
From: ashenmote Date: December 24th, 2009 03:31 pm (UTC) (linkage)
My, what a charming speech impediment your niece has!

I *googled* for them. It seemed unlikely that you can milk shrimps so the best explanation I could come up with was that there's maybe an expensive shrimp milkshake that's very popular overseas. But that didn't quite sound like your average 5-yrs-old punchline, so I asked. I'm so happy I did! Now the riddle won't keep nagging me all day. \o/
fingolfin From: fingolfin Date: December 24th, 2009 04:20 pm (UTC) (linkage)
happy holidays! i've enjoyed your fan fic stories alot this year. hope your new year is excellent. cheers.
annlarimer From: annlarimer Date: December 27th, 2009 01:25 am (UTC) (linkage)
And yours, sir! Thank you!
stubbleupdate From: stubbleupdate Date: January 25th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC) (linkage)

(a joke that benefits from being heard rather than read)

Three beekeepers are in a pub, talking about their job.

The first one says "I've got 100,000 bees, in 10 beehives. They're very well looked after."

The second one says "I've got 200,000 bees in 20 beehives. There's lots of space for them and the honey that they make is great."

The third beekeeper says "I've got 1,000,000 bees. And i keep them all in one hive."

The other two are shocked. "A million bees in a hive? How are they meant to have space to move around? They'll be really crowded and stressed! It can't be good for them!"

The third beekeeper looks up, sups his pint and says "Fuck 'em. They're only bees."
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