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your quote of the day.
"He recounted turning to crime early as a 12-year-old, stealing some homing pigeons."

--The New York Times
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/13/nyregion/13mob.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha2


The follow-up jokes are left as an exercise to the reader.

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robanybody From: robanybody Date: April 13th, 2011 06:45 pm (UTC) (linkage)
I just keep wondering what kind of hilarious name you can give to the theft of birds. 'Beft' just isn't cutting it.
anxietygrrl From: anxietygrrl Date: April 13th, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC) (linkage)
File photo:

twigcollins From: twigcollins Date: April 13th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC) (linkage)
It's like stealing boomerangs. Never lasts.
nitasee From: nitasee Date: April 13th, 2011 08:30 pm (UTC) (linkage)
One course, you know how he was caught: a stool pigeon.

*rim shot*
nitasee From: nitasee Date: April 13th, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC) (linkage)
The DA cut him a deal if he'd talk turkey.

But he drifted into the mafia because birds of a feather flock together.

Edited at 2011-04-13 08:34 pm (UTC)
ldhenson From: ldhenson Date: April 13th, 2011 09:36 pm (UTC) (linkage)
> steal pigeons
Stolen.
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> steal pigeons
Stolen.
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