I always thought that porn was the purpose of the secret Vatican library - you know the one that Dan Brown thinks has the secrets of the Priory of Scion.
book: More if You've Got It; iD; Little Dorrit; America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't; Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes; Death comes to the Archbishop; Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted; The Book of Ice; To Be or Not to Be; Area 51