Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, "Cassette" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now.
So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?
If anybody wants the whole thing here for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll cut and paste.