Tags: crap i wrote

Jocasta

fic post: The California Zephyr (Welcome to Night Vale)

The California Zephyr (4254 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale)/Cecil Palmer
Characters: Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Cecil Palmer, Steve Carlsberg, Introducing Mark the Amish Guy and the Lockbot 5000
Additional Tags: Colorado, Denver, DENVER HOME OF COORS FIELD, Amtrak, Trains, Beer, really shitty beer, The California Zephyr, Robots, lockpicking, just ordinary lockpicking that's not a euphemism for anything, Carlos vs. Beer, snap, "Cassette" (Welcome to Night Vale episode), if you combine angst and fluff you get flangst, I still don't know what fluff is but the kids seem to like it
Summary:

Follow-up to “Cassette,” as has been mandated by the City Council, and somewhere before “Condos.” But no spoilers for “Condos.” Except that you are now spoiled if you did not know “Condos” existed. You just can’t win. You will never win. You are surrounded. Surrender now.

So... just where was Carlos during "Cassette," anyway?



If anybody wants the whole thing here for whatever reason, just let me know and I'll cut and paste.
ourry

fic post: Flip, Flop, and Fly (Welcome to Night Vale)

Flip, Flop, and Fly (7117 words) by Phosfate
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cecil/Carlos
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos (Welcome to Night Vale), Megan Wallaby, Herschel Wallaby, Tamika Flynn, a tortoise, giant ants - Character, Carlos' Team of Scientists (Welcome to Night Vale)
Additional Tags: Balloons, Duct Tape, superglue, mozart - Freeform, The Magic Flute - Freeform, The Weather
Summary:

If Carlos has to erase himself from the history in order to take out The Magic Flute, he will absolutely do it.


Somewhere between “Yellow Helicopters” and “The Deft Bowman.”

Hot Fuzz stop writing by lightningbird

fic post: 'REPLY ALL Y/N?' (hot fuzz)

TITLE: REPLY ALL Y/N?
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
SUMMARY: Danny fails at boudoir photography
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.



REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz

1.33 p.m. GMT

DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!

ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.

1.34 p.m. GMT

Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest

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