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Robin by thawrecka

paperweight fever...catch it!



Years ago, cocoajava and I began the tradition of Paperweight Duty. It's in celebration of the poor sap who has to answer the phones in the office while everyone else is off burning mandatory vacation time. Most years, that sap is us, and we strive mightily to keep each other entertained.

Thanks to the President giving us the 24th off, this year, PAPERWEIGHT DUTY DAY will be celebrated on December 21. But you can do it on the 24th if they make you come in then. Want your own official Paperweight Duty banner? You can haz!

Gallery here: http://pics.livejournal.com/annlarimer/gallery/0002ss7h Pick dated or undated, cussin' or no cussin', or make your own (we'd love to see it).
Hot Fuzz jump

fiction post: Turkey with Fireworks

Oh, God, I went and did it.

TITLE: Turkey with Fireworks
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 5,000. Wait. What?!?
RATING: R, for the writer’s consarned filthy mouth.
SUMMARY: "I'm a bit confused about pudding. Events."
WARNINGS: Massive spoilers, American spelling, rusty writer, crap title
DISCLAIMER: Well, of course.
NOTES: Author likes c&c. Be vicious.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first. Also, you're mad.



TURKEY WITH FIREWORKS

YOU KNOW THIS BIT


Once, in primary school, Katie Aaronson (Aaron A.'s dad's stepsister, who married Jimmy from the newsagent's) had put a large saucepan over Danny Butterman's head and banged on it with a wooden block.Collapse )